The Dog Ate My Homework

One of my children (it would by unfair to give a name) has tried every trick in the book to get out of handing in homework. Actually, they've all gone through a phase of doing that, so much for my brilliant parenting. Don't kids realise that teachers have heard every excuse and no longer believe any of them? Over the past few weeks I have heard all sorts of excuses from my clients:

It was Easter (all the snacks are chocolate, not like the healthy nuts and seeds we have at Christmas.

It snowed and I couldn't exercise (some allowance here - the weather has been weird. But the snow melts very quickly and what do you do the rest of the week?)

It snowed and I didn't feel like it. (Strange logic here - snow = winter = comfort food.)

I forgot (forgot to diet? Forgot that when you have one bit of the cake you eat the lot? Forgot you have 60lbs to lose?)

I've been busy. (Look, you're going to be busy the rest of your life. And you're going to eat the rest of your life. So eat sensible stuff. Otherwise you'll be too ill or too dead to be busy.)

I was away with the family. (Family get togethers are difficult - it's so easy to overeat. But if you stick to the right food groups and the right quantities you can do it. Have one celebratory meal; don't over eat the whole way through the weekend.)

The eating plan I recommend isn't that difficult. You don't have to count calories or fat grams, weigh or measure foods and it does allow the odd celebratory meal or comfort fest. But you do have to be disciplined and apply some common sense to your eating habits on a day to day basis.

It is the consistent behaviour in your diet that makes the difference. Consistently eating well, you'll get away with the odd lapse. Consistently loosening your waistband, slumping on the sofa and troughing out when you don't need to will end in misery. So decide now to be consistent in your eating habits and consistently shed the pounds!

Happy eating.

(c) 2008 Liz Copeland

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